So it looks like Lance Armstrong will sit down and confess his steroid use to Oprah Winfrey, and Danny P could not care less. First of all dude denied this for like 30 years, so why now is he coming to the forefront? If it were me I would be on some “you know lames be hatin cause I was winning all of those races and shit!! Trying to tarnish my name with nonsense. But hell naw, I ain’t take no juice Oprah!!!” I would roll with that lie until they put flowers on me. But he is coming forward in an interview that will air this Thursday. I know some of you will be all in, but I don’t care. In fact I compiled a list of things I care more about than Lance and his juice.
- Can I get a mock chicken leg made of something else than swine? I loved those things back in high-school all the way up until I found out the shits are made of Porky fucking Pig!!!! I guess that is what the mock means right? Damn shame.
- What the hell Star Wars Episode VII will be about? I mean all of the Sith are dead, who else can the Jedi fight? Does Luke turn over to the dark side? What about Chewie? Is he still alive? Questions. Continue reading