Mogul WTF!?!?!?…BaconLube

As UML told you once (or twice) before, you just don’t need to add bacon to everything…

If anybody will send UML a firsthand account of an experience that involved this stuff, I will personally send you a free sample and “How-To” guide for my Homemade Chitterlings Condoms!!

…And that’s all I have to say about that. SMDH

This Steve Jobs Action Figure Looks Like The Real McCoy

 

A company has created a Steve Jobs action figure that looks better than any action figure we have ever seen!

The 12-inch figurine from In Icons -– which will sell for $99, before shipping — will go on sale in the U.S. in February. The site said it is selling the action figure “to honor the American icon and great visionary Steve Jobs.”

G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip never looked this good.

 

 

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Kanye Pays $180,000 To Have Face Put In Watch!!!

Yall Can’t tell him nothin!!!!

The watch, which reportedly set ‘Ye back $180,000, is encrusted with 8 karats of yellow, black, brown and white diamonds in the shape of his own face (with glasses!). According to reports, watchmaker Tiret took over 5 months to create the dial of the watch itself, which is made of a gold colored mother-of-pearl.

Following Kanye’s lead, other entertainers have also begun to seek out Tiret’s custom made watches. Last month, singer Usher commissioned the Damon Dash-owned New York luxury watch company to create a one-of-a-kind timepiece with his face on it for a cool $250,000.

Mogul Goodies…..Porsche Sled

Damn for the right price you too can hit the hills in style. Or at least the little daddys and mamas can!

Porsche Design Bobsleigh is a sleigh for the rich and famous. It’s a limited edition obsleigh designed with with the Porsche philosophy. Made from aluminum, it’s lightweight, and features a more aggressive design that gives you directional stability, a low centre of gravity, ease of steering, good braking. It’s exclusively designed by the Porsche Design Studio and has been tested by German safety standards agency (TÜV). $265.

Beyonce Splurges For Jay-Z’s Birthday……

What gift do you give someone for a birthday gift when they already have everything??

According to Beyonce a 2 Million Dollar Bugatti! Thats what she surprised Hov with this past week in Miami where he celebrated his 41st B-Day

Jordan Sells Mercedes McLaren for $430,000

Ya boy MJ has put the benzo on the market after only driving it 962 miles! Asking price is 430,000 which is a steal considering that the ticket price for a brand new one is 475,000.

Even three years later, it is still one of the fastest whips in the world. It has a 5 1/2-liter V8, it’ll go from zero to just over 60 mph in 3.6 seconds, it runs with 640 horsepower and it will reach 209 miles an hour; and the rear-wheel driven monster is loaded with all sorts of carbon fiber bits so it’s light as a feather in comparison to other supercars.

BlackPad & Android Tablet Fight For Market Share

The Android Tablet and Blackberry’s new device hope to challenge the iPad market.  Learn about both here:

Dude’s a lame, but you get the picture…

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Little Known Facts About: Sex Toys

Cosmopolitan Magazine is always keen to keep us updated on our SEXY information….and if the stats are correct….this is information that a lot of you are interested in!  Here’s a recent post on little things you may not know about sex toys…and yes..it’s completely safe for work :-)

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Is This The Way Players Play???

Recession? What Recession. If you love your kids and you have money to burn head over  to Hamleys and get yours. For $2,250 you can get the Mercedes Benz SLS AMG  draped in Crystallized Swarovski Elements. Wow! For real? Start saving now for your Christmas list.

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I Still Want A Green Machine

In keeping with our summer theme this week, and the recent announcement that Huffy has redesigned the Green Machine,  I have to take time and big up one of the greatest advancements in technology! Any boy worth his marbles wanted a Green Machine back in the day! However, it was like the Holy Grail among kids because I can only recall one shorty with one! We all had the regular Big Wheels, with dreams of doing the Green Machine spin out just like they did in the commercials.

Acquiring the Green Machine had as much to do with timing as it did luck. See most of us already had a Big Wheel in our possession before we even dreamed of owning this thing of beauty. So once we bought into the hype and requested one we were probably to damn big for it! It was time to push bikes down the street, big boy toys. We had to say good-bye to childish toys.

So as the years passed my love for the Green Machine never died down. Look at that picture again, isn’t still a work of art? Hell they say adults can push these things, I may just have to pick one up and take it out for a spin.