Don’t know about you Moguls, but I don’t think I want blueberry pancake liqueur. But I may be on the late ship. If that sounds like your speed Mama Walker may have the flavor for you. You can sip on either bacon, donuts, or pancakes!
Danny P. told you about 1000 Posts ago that Moguls don’t show up to a party empty handed. Now I’m here to tell you…that they don’t carry their Party Juice in a brown paper bag. Walking in with a bottle, no matter how expensive or well chosen, in a brown paper bag says “I’m here and I brought something”…walking in with your offering in one of these…says “I’m here…I came to party…and I know what the hell I’m doing, so gather round”! We’ve got two versions…one for the She-Mogul…and one for the He-Mogul. UML may have to design one of these for the market…stay tuned
I’m a coffee guy myself, but at one point I did indulge in enough tea to learn that it’s a very Real Science. Everything from stress to libido can be effected by the right mix of herbs and leaves. So even though I wake with a fresh cup of Joe….I make it a point to keep an intelligent selection of tea around the house. You know…just in case I stumble upon a Fresh crumpet! Below are some simple rules for enjoying a Spot of Tea…
Would you like to drink some spirits that dripped off a lady’s body? Well now you are in luck Moguls. G-Spirits is selling a limited edition rum, vodka, and whiskey that has been poured over the chest of one of three models. If this your kinky pleasure you can drop $150 and the nipple juice is all yours.
Here is the promo video. CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!! YOU MAY END UP GETTING SENT HOME EARLY.
This would be a welcome addition to any Mogul’s home bar. The mason jar cocktail shaker takes us back to sitting on our kin folks porch down in the country drinking lemonade. Now you can shake some Bacardi Limon with your lemonade to set the late summer party off the hook.
If you want one back them up at kickstarters. Or at least send them a buck to get the party kicked into gear.
They done went and created an alcoholic beverage that taste like water but will get you drunk like a malt would!! Air is a malt beverage with 4% alcohol that is oderless, colorless, and tasteless. The drink comes in berry and citrus flavors and is available at grocery stores in San Francisco, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland and Seattle at 4 can for US$6.99, and US$1.74 each.
I wonder how long will it take for students to get their hands on this?
Chill your favorite drink without the melting ice diluting it.
This right here is liquid crack served ice cold!! If you are cold coffee drinker and is getting tired of giving all your money to Starbucks, pick this up. Not only does it taste like the real deal, but it is a much cheaper alternative. And we all know that Moguls have to cut corners some damn where. I hope they start selling this stuff by the gallon.I would buy the whole bag.
Just in time for tailgating season Kebo comes out with the one-hand bottle opener. Now you can get your double fist on without missing a sip.