Fuck Nigga Chronicles

Written by on August 8, 2017

This Sunday Tasha sent out the shot that was heard around the world when she called Lawrence a Fuck Nigga. Lawrence felt it, his father felt it, and even his great grandfather felt it. There are only a few words that can rock men to the core, and Fuck Nigga is one of them. Why? Because usually titles like that are reserved for dudes who think they are “good guys” but deep inside they are a Fuck Nigga at heart.

Some of you may wonder what exactly is a Fuck Nigga?  Well, look no further than Lawrence. Here is a man who recently broke up with his girl due to her creeping while he was sleeping. So instead of going in a corner and getting his mourn on he went out and caught him a rebound chick; Tasha. Nothing is wrong with that because folks get rebounds every day like Rodman in his prime. However, smart men know not to lead women on. They don’t meet family members, they don’t take the kids out for pizza and shakes, and they don’t get the lady friend attached. No feelings allowed should be the sign on the door. But Lawrence fooled around and set old girl up for the okey-doke.

Showing up at the family cookout was a number one mistake that only Fuck Niggas do. A real cat would have either told her up front we not there yet for me to be meeting ya grandmoms anshit. Or they would have came up with an excuse, “ I have to take grandmoms anshit to play bingo that Saturday. Maybe next time.” But what did Lawrence do instead? He slew-footed his ass to the que and left before the charcoal turned white. Rookie mistake. No lady wants to be made a fool of in front of their family.

The problem lies in the fact that many men who are Fuck Niggas typically think they are good guys at the end of the day. They do all of the nice shit like listen to and sometimes engage in conversations. Say futuristic shit like they can’t wait to spend Christmas with you. And some may even sit down and take your kids to Chuck E Cheese knowing all along that they have no intentions of being with you past cuddle season. Real Fuck Nigga shit. So when a lady sees that and calls it out, Fuck Niggas knees buckle a little bit and they break out in a cold sweat.

So what’s next for ole Lawrence? I’m not sure. Maybe this Fuck Nigga season he is going through will pass. Maybe he will keep weekend booty-buddies separate from possible boos. We shall see. Hopefully, though he will upgrade from Fuck Nigga to just a nigga.


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