Last night I turned on ABC and to my amazement the Finals were on!! LeBron was running down the lane like a blindfolded bowling ball knocking over anyone in sight. Chef Curry was cooking as per usual. And Dellavedova was taking someone’s knees out once again. Sounds about right don’t it? Except that didn’t happen. My alarm clock went off and I realized it was nothing more than a dream. I was in a lack of NBA Finals induced slumber. Fucked up ain’t it?
So as we sit here and wait for the last bit of basketball for the season we have to fill my hours/days with something other than the latest scoop on Bruce Jenner. Never fear Moguls, UML has you covered.
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