Mogul Etiquette 101…… Cigarettiquette

Written by on December 10, 2014

Some of us like to partake in a little smokey smokes from time to time. Conscientious Moguls should know the rules of smokes before they light up to avoid looking like a fool or even worse, a hype. Follow these rules and you will remain cool.

Cigarettes:

  • If someone asks for a light or a smoke help them out.
  • If you are not sure if you can smoke always ask.
  • Be a Mogul and use an ashtray when possible.
  • If outside put cigarette out on the bottom of your shoe and discard it in the nearest container.

Cigars

  • Always ask before lighting up a cigar.
  • Put out the  ash every half-inch or so.
  • If you are smoking with friends, you can opt to remove the band on the business end of the cigar.
  • If you’re being provided the cigar don’t take the band off yourself, wait for the cue.

Pipes

  • Don’t inhale
  • Don’t talk to others with the pipe hanging out your mouth.
  • Don’t chew on the pipe’s end.
  • Always ask before lighting if you are in someone else’s home.
  • Actually don’t even ask, most likely the answer is no. Just step outside if it is a must. But instead of looking like a hype, just wait till you get home.

Secret Stash

  • Your goods, your home, your close friends: ask if anyone else everyone if they would like to partake.
  • Your goods, your home, mixed company; ask a few close friends if they would like to join in the fun in another room.
  • Not your goods or your crib, don’t gangster the stash. Always thank the owner for allowing you to enjoy the secret stash.
  • Remember to please smoke responsibly.

(Esquire)


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