See I come from a different era. I don’t want anyone to be able to say they seen my wife naked not while she is my wife. Sounds reasonable don’t it? Does Kanye West have the same train of thought? I don’t think so.
A few days ago a picture from the magazine Paper dropped that showed Kim Kardashian’s glorious ass-cheeks. That was enough to keep the internets smiling as blog after blog posted pictures and some sites even mocked the beauty of her ass. Well I guess that wasn’t enough because yesterday a full frontal picture of Kim Kardashian hit the web, and we all sat there in vanglouriousness. But the question I have in my mind is….. damn Kanye where yo pimp game at??
What kind of sucker would knowingly let his wife pose naked for a magazine when money is not needed? True we all saw Kim Kardashian and Gay-J in the infamous sex tape. Cool. Next we all saw Kimmy when she took her talents to the Magazine that Hugh Hefner built. Yep, I right clicked and saved those tits. But this was before her and Mr. West jumped the broom, and for whatever reason love is blind and Kanye looked over the fact that Kim showed the world her kitty cat. OK I get that, not really but for articles sake I get it. However, this latest photo shoot took the cake. Why would Kanye West let his wife show her goods to me and the rest of the world? Now at the Grammy Awards One Direction, Willie Nelson, and Queen Latifah can talk about how Kim has kept her body up over the years. Damn Kanye, you lost.
See Kanye let me explain to you how this works. They say you can’t turn a hoe into a house-wife. And you being from Chicago a city full of pimps historically, I would think that you understand that. But even if you attempt to give her a makeover you can’t let her continue on the hoe stroll, at least not on your watch. You don’t see Angelina Jolie posing naked on Brad Pitt; or Beyonce showing nipple action while Jay-Z proudly applauds from the crowd. Those are things you don’t see, so tighten up Kanye.
Maybe you truly love her for who she is and for what she stands for. You get points playboy. And maybe in your artsy fartsy mind, Kim Kardashian showing her booty is a form of art. Sorta like the Mona Lisa posing naked. But smarten up Ye. Take pride in your queen, who you “loved” for years. Go ahead and put an end to that reality show lifestyle, and tell her she now is someone’s mama. Trust me, you will thank me in the end.
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