Jewelz of the Day….. So Beautiful

Written by on September 3, 2012

I was listening to this conversation
Noticing my daydream stimulated me more
I was crumbling with anticipation
You’d better send me home before I tumble down to the floor
You’re so beatiful but oh so boring
I’m wondering what I’m doing here
So beatiful but oh so boring, I’m wondering
If anyone out there really cares
About the curlers in your hair
My little golden baby, where have all your birds flown now ?
Something’s glistening in my imagination
Motorvatin’ something close to breaking the law
Wait a mo’ before you take me down to the station
I’ve never known a one who’d make me suicidal before
She was so beatiful but oh so boring
I’m wondering what I’m doing here
So beautiful but oh so boring, I’m wondering
If anyone out there really cares
About the curlers in your hair
My little golden baby, where have all your birds flown now ?

How much lamer can this conversation get? I mean if her conversation was half as her looks, she would be the human equivalent of encyclopedias. Full of so much information. But instead I’m sitting here listening to what sounds like a walrus dying. Would rather someone pull my skin off my body with a pair of tweezers. You say it can’t be that bad can it? Why yes it can Moguls, yes it can.

See from a distance she looked like the Prototype, the one that 3 Stacks sung about. The lady I planned on laying in her hair with. A beautiful sumthin’ sumthin. You know the one. But instead I fooled around and snagged a vain one. So vain that she probably will think this post is about her. Poor, poor lady. Who would have thunk such a thing?

I wonder can her bird at least sing?


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