Mogul Etitquette 101….. Summer Days In The Office (How To Survive)

  1. Roll the sleeves of your dress shirt past your elbows, and if your aren’t wearing a tie, unbutton one or two top buttons to get some ventilation. If that doesn’t work…..
  2. Go the bathroom and run your elbows under some cold water for about a minute. If that doesn’t work…..
  3. Go to the vending machine and purchase a can of soda. Place the can directly on your forehead until the chill overcomes you. If that doesn’t work……
  4. Look to change your lifestyle habits. Buy shirts with lighter-weight cotton, and try eating less protein on hotter days. If that doesn’t work…….
  5. Consider calling in on those hot days. You may fool around and pass out due to heat stroke right in front of the cutie you flirted with at the holiday party.

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