Prairie View A&M Preparing To Trounce Grambling State University
Written by Urban Mogul Life on September 23, 2010
Prairie View A&M University, the defending SWAC Champion and State Fair Classic Champion, is reportedly having their football team and PVAMU Marching Storm fitted for custom-made galoshes! Unconfirmed reports indicate that school and team officials were concerned about their student athletes and band members when it was widely projected that PVAMU would “stomp a mud hole in GSU’s a**” this weekend at the 2010 State Fair Classic. An unnamed, yet high-ranking and reliable source is quoted as saying:
“The shear physics of stomping a mudhole in GSU’s a** could prove to be a messy situation. We think it would be completely irresponsible to send our young people out there in standard football and marching band footwear. The only thing to do is to order the custom-made galoshes.”
The special “mudhole stompers” have been rush ordered form one of the finest galosh makers in the world. The manufacturers have reportedly guaranteed that the special footwear will provide enhanced mudhole-ing capabilities while helping to prevent the Panther players and Marching storm from getting any Tiger stuff on them!
Now that’s what I call winning in style 😉